Don't be so open-minded that your brain falls out.
God is really creative, I mean ….. just look at me.
Some people just need a high five. In the FACE. With a chair.
My humour is beyond your understanding. Isn't that funny?
Common sense is not a gift, it is a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.
I don't need a Prince Charming to have my own happy ending.
You don't think that much, right? You are doing that really well. -RM
I apologize for your existence. -Jhope
Love is in the air. Where is the air purifier?
I don't want to quit before miracles - Sia
Once I went to a museum AND found a paradise in a mirror.
Treat me like a joke and I will leave like it's funny.
Scientists say that the universe is made of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention MORONS.
If you are testing my waters, you better know how to swim.
It's okay if you don't like Only some have good taste.
I don't burn bridges, I just loosen bolts a little each day.
I am like a rubber band until you pull too hard. I may snap and I move fast. But you won't see me fall apart Cos I've got an elastic heart. - Sia
What a symptom of success !!
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
Your opinion isn't my reality.
If he only likes your legs and thighs, send him to KFC.
I have insecurities of course but I don't hang out with anyone who points them out to me. - Adele
Look at the stars. Look how they shine for you.- Coldplay
Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed. - Linkin Park
Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.
If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around much faster than it does.
it’s no use to pretend to be two people! there’s hardly enough of me left to make one respectable person!”
Who in the world am is the great puzzle.
"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it is not the same river and he is not the same man.” Heraclitus
I could tell you my new adventures from this morning but it is no use going back to yesterday because then I was a different person then. From Alice in Wonderland
